How many Redditeers does it take to post a Super Bowl “I’lll pass” joke? apparently all of them…

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7’s a nigger.

I was told to write a report of waffles But I failed because there was to much walfling

“Wow, this toilet is really uncomfortable…” ~Me drunk in the hot tub as my guests throw themselves out

Air & space museum. Shouldn’t the air & space museum be empty?

I could make a sandwich before a British person finishes saying “et cetera.”

[screaming over sirens] I SAID ACTUALLY YOU’RE NOT “FIGHTING” THE FIRE YOU’RE WATERING IT

It’s always a special moment when you finally get to hear those three words you’ve been waiting for……. “Your order’s ready.”

[God making a planet for the first time and just constantly screwing things up] Ugh, first world problems.

Did you hear about the girl with twelve nipples? Sounds weird, dozen tit?