Okay R/Jokes, what’s your rawest most brutal joke?

I used to be in a wheelchair…. But I kept getting pushed around. I thought this joke up at work where we deal with wheelchairs and thought I’d share.

If you’re French in the bedroom, and Italian in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European!

Some inmates claimed Blackbeard was best… but I don’t believe in cons’ piracy theories.

Everyone always talks about how great Jesus was… …because he fed 5000 people with a couple fish and five loaves of bread. But no one ever talks about Hitler. He made 6 million Jews toast.

What do you call a jihadi that owns both a goat and a donkey? Bisexual.

[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world? A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes.

What does a Russian need to drink to get his alcohol level to 200mg.. ..nothing for 3 days.

What did the deadhead say when he got out of rehab? This music sucks!

What do you call a bee that produces milk? A boob bee.