Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple. What’s worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner? Stamp

Michael Jackson’s last words “Take me to the children’s hospital.”

A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a chair

Why didn’t the patient sue the dentist for pulling the wrong tooth? Because it was accidental.

I accidentally rear ended a mercedes with a midget driver… he got out, looked at the damage and yelled “I am not happy!”. I replied “fine, which one are you then?”

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes? Reddit

It’s weird that gasoline smells good but tastes amazing

What did southern, black children bring to school to eat? Lynchables