Why were there 5 Mexicans in a Ford? It was a Fiesta

ladies, sometimes you only get a personalized ringtone so guys like me don’t even have to get up to ignore your call.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away… If you’re a good enough thrower!

Knock Knock Who’s there … Fuck You

What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps.

What does a Mexican have in common with a cue ball? The harder you hit em’ the more English you get outta em’!

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread? If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn’t be hanging around this hole!

Why do hurricanes have girl names? First they are all wild and wet, then they take your house.

How to get laid: HAHAHA you guys thought I get laid for a second there.

What do you call coffee for jews? Hebrew.