I Am Not A Lawyer I ANAL.

If you play the “Strawberry Fields Forever” record backwards, you can quietly hear your roommate saying, “Get a job, Megan.”

What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !

So the other day I went into a local shop with a sign that read “Therapist” They should really put a larger space between the “e” and the “r”

What do you call a male seamstress? A homosexual.

Did you hear the rumour about butter? Never mind, I better not spread it.

I start a new job in Seoul next week… …I thought it might be a good Korea move.

What’s the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman? Snowballs.

Math class is like a penis… Its long and hard, unless you’re asian!

What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!