I went to check out a premature ejaculators’ support group this morning But it turns out it’s tomorrow.

I want a kiss cam at my funeral

A fat Man is a joke… AND a fat woman is two jokes- one on herself and the other on her husband.

Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: “This is your mother and this your father”

Why do Asian girls have small breasts? Because their fathers want them to have A’s.

In store checkout behind beautiful woman in sleek black dress. She’s buying tequila and a quart of motor oil. Sure like to know that story

How many Swedes does it take to clean a men’s bathroom? None because they pee sitting down.

First rule of Botox club: Nobody look surprised when someone new joins.

So a gay guy just bought a house… He is now a Homowner

A husband finds his wife in bed with three men. He says, “Well, hello, hello, hello! His wife says, “Aren’t you going to say hello to me?”