What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig!

Old Stupid Joke http://www.digg.com

Job security: calling my boss and posing as a problematic customer so he’ll realize he still needs me while I’m on vacation.

I was going to tell a Mexican joke… but that’s just crossing the border

My 6yo is arguing with me over what day of the week it is. Have kids, they said.

Erectile dysfunction is a serious condition. It ain’t nothing to fuck with.

How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.

I have done about 300 crunches for my new exercise routine. 299 of them are Nestle.

What do you call an ugly Spanish chemist? Iron Oxide

You know you have a struggle of being a Vietnamese When your first name is Dat, last name is Ho and the teachers call the whole thing out