A Lawyer walks into a bar He tries his hardest, and passes the exam.

What’s red, white, and full of holes? Helen Keller’s face after she tries to use a fork.

TIL After years of research, scientists have positively concluded that the most effective way to make your penis bigger is using a magnifying glass

What did the Italian man who was feeling under the weather say when asked if he was attending the office Christmas party? No, I’m a Sikh.

Thanksgiving was like the last supper for the Indians.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? Pilot

who is the most fun on a missing persons case? the search party animal!

Me: Someone broke into the business next door last night. Coworker: Wasn’t the building alarmed? Me: Buildings don’t get scared. CW…..

What did Thor start calling Ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy? Ironyman … To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn’t have the same ring.

what do you call a band made of special needs kid System of the downs