Which country has the most crying people per km? The Soviet Onion

I tried to take on ISIS with a shotgun. Iraq’d and then Iran

Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game.

I ended it after I checked his browser history and found hundreds of video game walk-throughs. Once a cheater, always a cheater.

An Anus gets into a fight with two guys at a bar he rectum

Remember… You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you can’t pick your friends nose.

Who is this Rorschach guy…. … and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting?

How did Henry V reload his rifle? Once more into the breech, dear friends

At school, I saw my principal walking around in a daze. I asked him whathappened, and he just looked at me and said, “I’ve lost my faculties!”

A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office completely nude, and so the psychiatrist says to the man, “sir I can clearly see your nuts.”