It’s hard following a clown act My girlfriend dated a clown before we started going together. I’ve got some pretty big shoes to fill.

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked? Toad.

The other day I got a fortune cookie with no fortune in it, you know what I call that? I call that unfortunate.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar Then she walks into a chair Then a table….

Dentist: This is gonna hurt a little. Me: Ok. Dentist: I’ve been sleeping with your mom.

What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? “You’re grounded.”

Chess makes us to realize our life!!! Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants.

What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener

Wanna hear a pickup line? ***HONK HONK HOOOOOONK HONK HOOOONNK***

Q: What do prisoners use to call each other? A: Cell phones.