In the summer there’s only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money.

Now that there are no phone booths anymore Superman just changes in abandoned Blockbusters.

What’s a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime !

Just had to re-watch the Rousey v Nunes fight… Because it finished before I did

Hipsters never go white water rafting It’s too main stream.

What kind of file makes a hole bigger?? A Pedophile

What becomes packed between periods? School Hallways

I made a meme

Any salad can be a Caesar salad… If you stab it enough times.

Ever see the same type of towel you own at a friend’s house and be like motherfucker stole my towel but really you’re just drunk at an Arbys