If I ever become rich, you know where all my money is going? To the bank

What nation is the most unjust? Discrimination

Frankenstein: Master go fishing? Igor: Yes. F: Master take worms? I: Yes. F: Master put on hook? I: Yup. F: Hehe…Master ba- I: Just don’t.

What does a teenage southern girl say while having sex? Get off me Daddy! You’re crushing my cigarettes!

Can you write off a divorce as a home improvement expense

Like most people my age… I’m 27.

Bishop gets in trouble for saying fruits should get married in churches “It’s only reasonable, they cantaloupe”

Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers? Because they can’t even…

[inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU

What starts with p and ends in orn Popcorn