Short Jokes
9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV’s shouldn’t be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don’t have children
9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV’s shouldn’t be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don’t have children
How does a sailor remove a condom? He farts
Is molestation rape foreplay? Is it rude to molest someone and then not rape them? Woman: I didn’t let him rape me because he did not molest me first. I’m not that type of girl.
If Africa had more mosquito nets… …we’d save millions of mosquitos from dying of Aids each year
A fun trick for remembering peoples names is to never interact with anyone.
What was Dodi Fayed’s favorite state? In Diana
What’s the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne doesn’t come on a boys face till 14
I was so poor, we couldn’t afford a bidet. I had to do hand stands in the shower.
My wife and I were happy for 25 years Then we met.
What did the Estonian student say in language class? I’ll never Finnish. *dodges tomato*