Perfection “Practice makes perfect” “Nobody’s perfect” I’m so confused

So there I was balls deep in a 12 year old … Then my dad walks in and freaks out starts screaming “What the fuck are you doing to your sister”

What do you call a slutty vegan A herbivwhore

What’s the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes? A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

What do Jews drive? A hard bargain

What’s the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff’s Notes? A pun is a play on words, while Cliff’s notes are a word on plays

a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk… coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!

I like my women how I like my tests Curved

Do you know why Santa Claus doesn’t have any kids? Because he only gets to come once a year and thats down a chimney.

Why did the doughnut maker retire? He was fed up with the hole business.