Europe must have a detergent based economy.. ..because it’s tough on Greece.

If you give Indian kids hockey stick and football they will be playing cricket with it.

What did the duck say when she bought some lipstick? Put it on my bill.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor’s complaint? I’m always taken for granite!

how does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder.

Just been offered a 42 Plasma TV for 100. Only problem is the volume control is broken, I thought fuck it, at that price you can’t turn it down.

What kind of bird can write? A penguin.

i may look like im listening to music but really i have my volume on 0 and im listening to everyones conversations because im a true spy kid

I can’t control my urge to pull tube tops down.

I cant believe I got fired from the calendar factory I mean, I only took a day off