“If you film it, they will cum.” That’s the tagline for my new baseball porno, Field of Creams. Based on the life of Hoeless Joe.

The real winner in the Mayweather Pacquiao fight.? The Bookmakers

Work today had a sexual harassment seminar It was a real let down when I found out they weren’t going to teach how to sexually harass.

Where would Helen Keller park her car? On top of three children.

What if a man existed w/one hand that’s a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar? This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands

What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage? World of Wardraft.

The New Zealand Military

Obama looks rough after the last 8 years in office. Still better than JFK after 2.

Why do men like love at first sight? Because he knows it’s all over as soon as she opens her mouth.

If I were an old Chinese man I would never say anything, just nod and laugh strategically to freak people out