I don’t like the Powerballs….only one person ever wins, is what I told my dad after he asked whether or not he was hurting me.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7? They thought 7 was pretty odd.

What’s the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can’t take a joke!

What’s the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can’t take a joke.

Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.

[spelling bee] Your word is “coincide” -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of “coincide”

How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer? I’m a big fan of your work

My dick is so big I have to wear a back brace when I masturbate.

A set of gold chains would be a great retirement gift.. For a really good slave.