Making the Least of Life by Minnie Mumm

Sometimes it’s fun to pretend that all old people are part of a ‘who can take the most steps over the shortest distance’ contest

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew when he proposed to her “Well we cantaloupe. My mother will never forgive us”

Add a word to ruin a movie: – Batman Begins College – The Longest Yard Sale – Charlottes Web Cam.

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar

What does a television have in common with a rabbit? His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Can Mississippi wear Delaware’s New Jersey? I don’t know but Alaska.

My girl friend is a sex object. When I ask for sex, she objects.

“With people now being able to decide their own gender, how do you feel about people who identify as household appliances?” “I’m certainly not a big fan.”