When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes… if you don’t pull out.

Coffee- LET’S DO THIS SHIT Weed- Don’t be ridiculous

White jokes are not funny… unless they target a specific nationality

What’s Blue and not heavy? Light Blue.

I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can’t wait till they see it

New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down.

According to math, I’m broke

Me: *gets in from fishing trip* Girlfriend: did you catch anything? Me: *sighs* just an old boot Girlfriend: okay, what’s she called?

Canadian college to launch marijuana cultivation course……… There’s only a limited number of openings for students – they’ll have to weed some of them out.

I woke up to the ghost of Gloriya Gaynor in my room last night At first I was afraid, I was petrified…