Short Jokes
When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes… if you don’t pull out.
When you are drinking with your sister you can make a bunch of really stupid mistakes… if you don’t pull out.
Coffee- LET’S DO THIS SHIT Weed- Don’t be ridiculous
White jokes are not funny… unless they target a specific nationality
What’s Blue and not heavy? Light Blue.
I just made a scathing video mocking the Amish I can’t wait till they see it
New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down.
According to math, I’m broke
Me: *gets in from fishing trip* Girlfriend: did you catch anything? Me: *sighs* just an old boot Girlfriend: okay, what’s she called?
Canadian college to launch marijuana cultivation course……… There’s only a limited number of openings for students – they’ll have to weed some of them out.
I woke up to the ghost of Gloriya Gaynor in my room last night At first I was afraid, I was petrified…