Why do black men cry after sex? From the pepper spray.

I had an issue with my XBone suddenly breaking & emitting smoke… I wasn’t too disappointed that my XBone crashed and burned but I couldn’t stand the fact that the smoke was even in low-res

What does a fecalpheliac ghost say? POO!

Plane crashed in graveyard Police recovered 2000 bodies.

Picking up this tiny piece of paper would take 1 second, but instead I am going to run over 100 times with the vacuum at different angles.

Why didn’t George like driving through tunnels with people in his car? He didn’t want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What do you call a Russian with three testicles? Whodyouknickabollokoff

I eat my Chinese food just like any other American, with chopsticks, one grain of rice at a time.

They say 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds

How many beans are in Irish Chili? 239, because if there was 1 more it would be “Too Farty”.