Did you know Princess Di had dandruff? Yeah, they found her head and shoulders in the dashboard.

Why do rapists go after fat women? Because no one will believe them.

Bald people struggle with improv, They can’t seem to come up with anything off the top of their head.

I wish I were poor for one day. Because being poor every day is not something I like waking up to.

How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? Mind yer own fuckin’ business!

I know a really good reverend Jim Jones joke. I’d tell it, but the punch line is too long.

Q: What does a horny toad say? A: Rubbit

I gave all my batteries away free of charge.

Did you know the person who created Knock Knock jokes won a nobel peace prize?

Can someone make a voodoo doll of me and send it off to the gym?