My girlfriend and I were making out on the sofa. Her: Ok let’s take this upstairs. Me: Alright. You lift one end and I’ll get the other

There isn’t such a thing as a communist school is there… They’re all in classes?

What did the female Supreme Court Marshall say when I visited her? [Oyez! Oyez! Oyez!](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyez)

What is the cause of an increase in sexual desire in young men? Whore-moans

My six year old lost a tooth. I left a note instead of money “too dirty.” He has been brushing that one tooth all day. Lesson unlearned

Explain joke What is a bee’s favorite game? Hive and seek

Did you hear about the murder mystery porno? In the end, everyone did it.

what happens when you die? I’ve seen much scientific and spiritual literature researching and explaining what happens when people die. I’ve found that generally, they get put in the ground.

Kim Jong died. I guess you could say he was a little il.

I don’t get this joke A guy woke up after being frozen for 1000 years, someone asked how he felt and he said he was okay with an emphasis on the o