I don’t really care who wins the elections as long as everyone had fun out there.

When/If Scotland becomes independent, what will the national currency be called? Doesn’t matter, you won’t be able to pry it out of the cheap bastards’ hands anyway.

Venus and Serena are famous for being Tennis-y Williams

A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. I think they’re reigning cats and dogs.

I thought my son would like that I bought him a trampoline, but oh no. He just wants to sit and cry in his wheelchair.

364 days until Halloween and people already have their decorations up.

I can’t help but feel that if Mario hadn’t been taking so many mushrooms he would have found the right castle rather quickly..

Your search – Bruno Mars not wearing a stupid hat – did not match any documents. Did you mean: Bruno Mars wearing a stupid hat.

A guy named Lur tells his friend about a business idea… “I have a brilliant idea! I am going to make and sell my own line of cars!” To which his friend replied “Christ, Lur!”

How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it