So these two cannibals are eating a clown… One turns to the other and says, does this taste funny to you?

Didja hear about the new LGBT hockey team gonna play in Boston? (Wait for it … wait for it …) Yeah – the Boston Bruouts …

20 years ago my parents had a traffic accident… and that was the day I was born

Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick).

Bernie Sanders The real reason Bernie Sanders went to the hospital because he looked at his poll numbers Berning up. Doctors have said that he must have felt the BERN.

Batman sure has a weird habit of purposely leaving his soft lips exposed.

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other ‘I don’t like your friend.’ The other one replied ‘Well put her to one side and just eat the greens.’

No matter how bad you are playing, it is always possible to play worse.

Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women can’t resist anything 25% off

Sometimes I need “Eye of the Tiger” playing to get me to leave my bed.