How are bisexual men and bisexual women the same? They both think girls are really great but won’t admit they just need to be filled by cock.

“Blackhat” opens to just $4M this weekend with a $70M budget, making it the first bomb of 2015. Biggest hack in the movie? Micheal Mann

Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3 Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

[Jesus on a blind date] Christians: “Hmm, you seemed whiter in your profile picture”

Two people were debating first man : Polish are inherently stupid people on earth second man: that’s not true first man : prove it second man : let’s ask a Sardar.

Me: I like how you dyed all the meat green for St. Patrick’s Day. Chipotle manager: It’s St. Patrick’s Day?

Damn girl, are you the brownie I just dropped on the floor? because you’re hairy but I still wanna eat you

Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so damn good at it

What do black men do after sex…. 15 years to life!

Did you hear the pizza guy’s joke? He has excellent delivery.