What’s that Eminem song where he’s mad?

What has 10 legs 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Quitting smoking is a lot like getting out of a relationship. It’s a sad and slow realization of all of the things that you used to like to do it after.

Why can’t the bike stand by itself? Because it was two-tired.

How do you kill an African child? Wait 5 minutes.

Where do hippos go to school? The Hippocampus!

What’s better than roses on your piano? (PG13) Tulips on your organ.

What’s the difference between a cow and 9/11? America can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Have you guys heard the one about the sidewalk? Its all over town!

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy? It takes longer to pick up