This joke made me shit myself Just a bit of self-defecating humor.

Knock Knock….. Whos there?? 9×11 9×11 Who?? 9×11 paper fight… I came up with this is a fit of insanity from sleep deprivation, so just laugh at it.

Best goldfish joke ever told Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, “You man the guns; I’ll drive.”

How many livers do people have? I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

How do you make a 6 year old cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick off with her teddy bear.

In my opinion it’s the aborted fetus’ fault for not carrying a gun for protection

Ladies, if all he does is make you cry then maybe you’re dating an onion and not a man.

Why did the blind woman fall down the well? Because she couldn’t see that well.

That mini heart attack you have when you’re in bed half asleep and you suddenly feel like you’re falling.

What does a sailor use to clean his clothes? Tide