What do Canadian girls hate? Aboooooooooty call.

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride.

Why do female skydivers use tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down! (Ba-dum tish)

I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card. It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin.

What is your preferred type of birth control? “Well, its not preferred, but I practice abstinence.”

How many feminists you need to change a lamp? “That’s not funny…”

What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!

Don’t worry, they’ll tell you. How do you know OP put the punchline in the title?

A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean today. The survivors are marooned.