You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.

knock knock joke “knock knock” “who’s there” “jerry” “jerry who? “jerry seinfeld”

Did you ever watch that movie about the killer tire? It was actually a sadtire.

What’s the difference between jam and peanut butter? I can’t peanut butter my dick down your mom’s throat.

What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread

Why can’t you find an Abbey National at the North Pole? Because Santa dere.

If you think my grey hair tells a story, you should see the unmarked graves in my back yard.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock.

You have something big inside you. Share it with the world: MetamucilTM

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop? Salvador Deli