What do slutty nurses go as for Halloween?

Copyright In India copyright means the right to copy.

“You’ve got this,” I say to myself every time I look up something on WebMD.

Diet diary, day 3 I am so proud of myself, I refused to eat the birthday cake. But the cup cakes were amazing.

“operation” A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before!

I had sex with a girl in an apple orchard, I came in cider.

I’m having car trouble. I can’t afford to put gas in it.

Did you hear about the epileptic snake? It had a hissy fit.

Why do stop lights turn red? You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

God Gave Man a penis and a brain… But not enough blood to use both at the same time