US has serious problem with illegal immigrants. If you don’t believe me ask any Native American.

What’s a Mormon’s favorite sexual position? You’d probably think it’s missionary, but i’m pretty sure they’d try the back door if they had the chance.

I’m going as “Twitter Elite” for Halloween. I’m going to randomly say unfunny things and not talk to anyone who speaks to me.

How does an ethiopian open a beer? With his ribs

My mum’s sister always builds up jokes and then the punch lines turn out to be shit. Auntie Climax.

I cannot even tell you how huge my penis is Doctors have tried their most powerful microscopes to find it, with no success so far

I’m not gay I’ve just got an alternative sexuality.

I’m not sure if my foots been asleep for the last 3 days or if I have diabetes.

So there we were, 2 vs 100. We prepared our attack and started off strong… Killed ’em both.

Dog asks cat, “We sorta look similar, have four legs and are both furry, you even are a bit smaller. Why in the hell do you have so much respect but I don’t?” Cat: “You ‘bow’ while me ‘owe’.”