Don’t have phone sex! You might get hearing aids.

If a blind girl says you have a big penis She’s probably just pulling your leg

Two Robins were lying in the sun when a cat ran up and gobbled them up.. ..It licked its lips and said ‘I love basking robins’

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals? A good Friday

What’s the difference between a lady and a laddy? The D

I like my coffee how I like my women… Without a penis.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.? Because his mixtape was to die for…

What is the capital of Greece? About 10 dollars.

If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank you” would be nice… …None of that “How did you get into my house?” business.