“What would you say is your biggest flaw?” “i step in in people’s conversations” “i was asking *him*”

Girl, are you organized? Because I want to get on your ToDo list!

Twitter. Where people you don’t know are better friends than your real friends.

What Did I learn in Feminist Baking class? 1 Smash the Pastryarchy 2 We live in a Crepe Culture 3 Kale Privilege is going unchecked every day!

I heard the titanic got a new job… She sells sea shells down by the sea floor. I hear it’s a pretty high pressure job.

Penn & Teller just announced their new cologne for men who always lie to their wives… No Bullshit….or was it Just Teller?

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? You tape a loaf of bread to the ceiling

A Clock wrote a book Critics say its about time

What do you call a singing laptop? Adele

What did the fireman’s wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !