Side chicks are getting leftover Halloween candy for Valentine’s Day “Why’d you give me ghost shaped candy?” “Cuz you my BOO”

Two fonts walked into a bar… The bartender said: “Sorry, we don’t want your type in here.”

They say we’re in an economic slump, but sales of 2011 calendars have never been better!

What do you call a cow with 2 legs. YOUR MOM!

The waitress just asked, “Still happy over here, guys?” and I’m not sure how to respond.

Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

I was dating a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes I’ve just found out she’s popped her clogs…

How do you greet a British programmer named Cathryn? ‘Allo-cate

What kind of bee can make milk? Boobies

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard I throw them.