What’s a Pirates favorite letter? You would think its R, but but it’s really the C!

I can kayak Canoe?

Even if you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid!

Wanna join my feminist group? We usually are outside for hours arguing over who get the hold the door open for everyone.

What do you call a lady pig planting seeds? A sow sow.

Your Lawyer and your Wife are drowning! Quick! You must make a decision!! Should you go to the movies, or order pizza?

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow? Because chocolate doesn’t make a peep.

What’s the cheapest kind of meat? Deer balls. Because they are under a buck.

I was feeling very depressed the other week. I went to my psychiatrist and told him I was suicidal. He asked me to pay in advance.

What are the cleverest bees ? Spelling bees !