08 What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!

God I hate Mayweather it was like 90 degrees yesterday

Hehe My ewife still misses me BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER

– Fred, Velma, Shaggy… Can you name one of the ‘Big 5’ African animals? – Rhino – We know you do, Scooby, but it’s not your team’s turn

Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25

One a Vietnamese game show, two brothers won 5 million dollars cash and an automatic convertible It was a Nguyen Nguyen situation.

The really neat thing about the internet is how it feels like everyone likes you and hates you at the same time.

I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife… suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn’t so worthless after all.

Shia Labeouf always looks like he’s trying to teach math after someone just waved smelling salts under his nose.

What do you call a horse that’s thinking of home? Mentally in-stable.