Did you hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan’s jokes? He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

Necrophillia The insatiable urge to crack open a cold one

I Enjoyed Your Joke, soue13, I’ve Also Come Up With One. At Age 25.. Did you guys hear about the dried grape at the party last night? He was really RAISIN the roof!

Five years ago I asked the most beautiful girl in the world out on a date, today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times.

When you get a 3D printer, don’t mess around. Go straight to printing money.

Did you blow bubbles as a kid? He’s out and is looking for you!

How do vampires like their tea? With a old tampon in it.

What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled milk.

Whisper “whey protein” into a mirror three times if you want a straight white man to come out of it and talk at you