I’m NOT ashamed of my body. I worked hard for athletic build, healthy brown hair, 4 gorgeous legs, strong neck, big wet nose, clip clop feet

Son, Do U Also Treat Piles. A Couple In Train Girl- My Hand Is Paining, Boy Kisses The Hand, Girl- My Neck Is Paining, Boy Kisses The Neck, An Old Man Asks Boy, Son, Do U Also Treat Piles.

What’s the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone? Zero. Apple doesn’t accept EBT.

What’s a pedophiles favorite type of oil? extra virgin

I wonder what gets changed less frequently…the diaper of a crackhead’s baby or the filter cartridge in my Brita.

Don’t expect a “bless you” after you sprayed me down with your sneeze.

A Vulture Boards a plane carrying two dead raccoons.The stewardess say,”I’m sorry but we only allow each passenger one carrrion.” joker

Why don’t Boxers have sex before a fight? They don’t like eachother

Harry Potter wouldn’t leave me alone. I told him to Quidditch. I’ll see myself out.