I will be answering all questions with both middle fingers this morning.

Well played, super clean sliding glass door I thought I’d left open. Well played.

With great power come great.. power bills. *- Uncle Ben, electrician.*

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Did you hear about the plane that crashed on the way to the ginger convention? Thankfully there were no souls on board.

20% of traffic accidents involve deer.Who allowed deer to drive in the first place?

What do you call a Mexican Super Saiyan? Fajita

I was fired from the M&Ms factory because I threw out all the W’s

I’m sick of pretending. I’m ready to tend!

What’s a ghost’s favorite sexual act? A boooooooooooobjob