Truth about atheists. They’ve got nothing on Jesus.

What fruit makes you confused? Papayas See, you’re confused right?

Where does a one legged waitress work at? IHOP

Bert asks Ernie, “Ernie do you want to get ice cream?” Ernie responds “Sure Bert”

Why didn’t the sun go to college? Because it already had a million degrees.

Apple is going to release the first smart vacuum cleaner this year The first Apple product that doesn’t suck (not hating on apple or anything but i got this joke somewhere)

2016 is almost coming to an end Surprise MFs. I have a leap second added to me.

How is today Monday? It was Friday only a few hours ago…

Canada has done well in removing the patriarchal effect on its society. Even their economy reflects it – now, _every_ worker gets 77 cents for every dollar earned.

I told my blond friend, that they have higher risk of cancer. The next day she colored her hair black. courtesy: Choke by Chuck palahniuk