Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever

There’s nothing like being 4 or 5 deers beep.

TIL why my adopted daughter keeps screaming “Reddit Gold” Apparently there’s this really popular movie with a hit song that kids just love.

Your Mama is so fat… that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her “Moses!”

What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stopped at 3 ho’s.

Q. Did you hear the Energizer Bunny Was Arrested? R. Charged With Battery!

Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a “violent” stabbing incident? Is it possible to stab someone non-violently?

A man walked into a library and asked for a book on suicide. The librarian said, “Jack off mate, you won’t bring it back!”.

Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras.