What does a man with an eight inch cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. From BBC show First Dates.

Have you seen the new movie, “Constipation”? It may not have come out yet.

My boss fired me because I didn’t attend the meeting as I had to answer an important call. Apparently nature’s call doesn’t count as important to him

Control this is astronaut Douglas sending transmission from the Milky Way..we have no signs of chocolate..or caramel..I’d like to come home

Scientists have found… …That people don’t give a damn about apathy.

Why is Arrested Development funny? Because the farce is strong with that one.

What is the definition of Robin ? A bird who steals !

3 DBAs walk into a NoSQL bar.. And they left because there were no “tables”..

Remember in 90’s movies when the hot girl would enter a party in slow motion? That’s what happens when I walk in a buffet.

Two moles are going down a tunnel. The one behind says: I think I smell molasses.