Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? It’s making Head-Lines!

If Hillary Clinton stripped off her pant suit, what would you see? Depends.

What did you call beef that didn’t make the cut a miSTEAK

I failed my biology test today. There was a question that asked, “What is commonly found in cells?” I guess my teacher didn’t think “black people” was a good answer.

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize? Because he was out-standing in his field.

I have an irrational fear of elevators I always feel like they are going to let me down someday.

I remember a time when I didn’t get nostalgic after a few drinks .. I miss those days.

Which hotel chain was Nikita Khrushchev’s favourite? Premier Inn.

Why was the wall in a store? Because it’s wal-mart.

Who is missing an egg? there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.