Did you hear about the Nirvana tribute act? They played some original songs yesterday. One was called ‘Smells Like Kurt’s Spirit’.

What do black people and Batman have in common? Neither one of them get r/dadjokes

I was trying to make a joke about coat hanger abortion with my mom I was just having a poke at it.

If you were against pencils you would be … Erasist

My mute grandfather always said:

What do you call a vaping vegan? A steamed vegetable

How “thoughts of suicide” became an acceptable drug side effect: “How do you feel?” “I kind of want to kill myself.” “Ok.”

Why did the cloud get $10M for having a fight? He was the raining champion.

What’s it called when a transgender person hooks up with an Asian? A Trans Pacific Partnership

Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority? Cause he prefers Dicks.