How to lose weight: 1. Name your kid Weight 2. Take it to the mall

pizza has 5 letters if u double that u get 10 if u divide that by 2 u get 5 & if u do some more math u get 666 coincidence i think not

What did the black guy get on his SATs? Barbecue Sauce

It’s like my Grandpa used to say ,”The fight with grandma isn’t over until I fill her pillow with spiders and she gives me back my teeth.”

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb? At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar… It was tense.

Q: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of it’s face? – A: Because it’s the scenter.

Why did the computer overheat? Because windows wasn’t open.

I started a club for guys with erectile dysfunction We’re trying to get our membership up

Harry Potter Yo Mama jokes… Yo Mama’s so fat.. …when she orders butter beer she says “hold the beer.”