Another blonde joke A blonde tells her husband ‘I’ve been thinking’ He replies ‘Take two aspirin, the pain will clear right up’.

Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout.

A dog walks into a bar.. “I’m looking for the man that shot my paw”

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can’t peanut butter your dick up her ass

I’m working on a gangsa Christmas song My working title is “Santa and His Three Hos”

My computer’s RAM isn’t that great… …but it still has faster processing than the DMV.

Where does a snowman keep his money? In the snowbank. I’ll see myself out..

Sorry I reported your newborn’s pic on FB but nudity is nudity

My X-ray technician told me she usually doesn’t go on dates with her patients… …but she saw something in me.

slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce? Binary fish-ion.