It’s called karma, and it’s pronounced “haha! Screw you!”

We should re-fi, so we can get some hi-fi and watch sci-fi on the wi-fi.

Art is when u fart without F.

Anal intercourse is for assholes.

A wife asks her husband “Honey, how many women have you slept with?” The husband replies, “Only you sweetie. I was awake for all the other ones “

A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat.

“I can try” is a great response to invitations because you’re not even committing to trying.

Drunk dude told me this at a party “Hey Katy, do you know what your Canadian name is?” “Katy A.” (Katy, eh) Maybe you would’ve had to have been there…

Tom has no legs Who’s that running? Not Tom

What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Row row row your boat