Confucius say lucky girl is girl who meet boy in park and lucky boy is boy who park meat in girl

How did the elephant get into the room? We don’t talk about it…

Why was the Scandinavian atheist warm? He had Thor doubt.

Alzheimer’s cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs? Boom-shackle-lacquer!

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime? Prism

How many stoners does it take to, ah… unhhhh……….

Why is six such a nervous number? **sinko says** it’s because of some cannibalism story going around.

I bet when Johnny Depp dies his only regret will be he didn’t do enough Tim Burton films.

There are 2 types of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.