What do you call a banana you have a crush on A baenana

When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.

My family is German. I’ve learned the hard way not to get drunk. The hangovers aren’t the problem, but for some reason I keep waking up in Poland, and all my Jewish neighbors keep vanishing…

Why does Pakistan never get a corner during a football match? Every corner they get, they open a shop on it

I asked Donald Trump what he thought about my penis He said it’s going to be huuuuuuge.

I’ll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I’ve felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower.

“I’ve never flown before said the nervous old lady to the pilot. “You will bring me down safely won’t you? “All I can say ma’am” said the pilot “is that I’ve never left anyone up there yet!”

90% of parenting is giving up the last fried cheese stick to your kid and pretending you’re OK with it.

Why did the french guy not help his friend fix a pipe? He said he would assister.

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window? So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.