Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a the letter K? A: A book.

Someone asked me if I wanted to watch Richard the third. I Said ‘I haven’t the seen the first 2’

How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicles

What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism? No more jokes about the profit.

A poet once gave a pigeon helium, and invented high coo.

Where does spaghetti go to dance? The meatball.

What’s the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session? How can you take something out you’ve never put in?

Peter Pan and the Lost Boys are actually the souls of aborted kids That explains Captain Hook

Why did the student act crazy each time he worked on math homework? He was on crystal math.

Giving birth? Passing a gallstone? Monica Seles tennis match? Possible scenarios from sounds emitted from chic on elliptical next to me